Wednesday, October 1, 2014

This Week's Free Playbook Winner!

You CAN write this stuff! People always say, "You can't WRITE this stuff!" When something unbelievably dumb happens to someone that they could have prevented. But alas, you can teach ignorant, but you can't teach stupid. It's way past the time to stop calling things politically correct when it can save a person's career, personal relationships and maybe their or someone else's life!

If you have a friend that needs some direction, or you're a mother sick of hearing about those 'Skeezers' your girlfriend says her son keeps bringing around, or maybe your friend  just wasn't raised well and told about these things, get them a Playbook. It won't solve all their problems, but it goes a LONG way in speaking to their particular form or brand of stupid.

This week's Free Playbook Winner is? Thank God it's a white boy this week! Michael Phelps.

Let me get this straight. Having been through this 'No...allow ME to mess up my life, PLEASE!" place and weathered it, why, why, WHY would you get yourself back in that same spot again? Were you out with friends? Cause if you were and they let you leave where ever you were in the condition you were in, you need some new ones. Putting yourself and others at risk going 80 mph through the Tunnel, changing lanes? Were you TRYING to get caught? Even if people didn't know you, doing this in a white Range Rover couldn't have been too smart! You KNOW they dimed you out! By the way, there's a cut off at either end of the tunnels where the PoPo are, watching out for our safety, thank the Lord!

Chapter 7 talks about the "Ref's" in your life. "The Homeboys and Homegirls you grew up with, the Entourage that somehow thinks they have the same juice and flow that YOU do, by ASSOCIATION. They will drop your name to get better parking, into the VIP and any number of upgrades." You need some new friends. And if it was family, you need to listen when they intervene. When you hire HELP to give you a service you listen to them, cause you want to get your money's worth! Just like you get a financial planner to handle your money, a bodyguard to protect your body, MOST men nowadays need a HANDLER to protect them from stupid decisions.

Because this is another case of a grown man needing a HANDLER! A Handler would have known the signs and either driven you home, or called that Limo Service they have on speed dial, got you into it and sent you home without a fuss, and then had your car towed back to your place or the dealership for a mechanical problem. It doesn't matter if the car is okay, get your 'Alibi in case Stupid tags along' together!  The Handler covers your ass so you don't have to! They don't get caught up, they solve problems!

And you listen to your Handler because...? You got it! Because you don't want to end up in the "Land of Zero Endorsements, possible jail time and Forgotten Future Earnings HELL!" So, if you know Michael, tell him to inbox me, and I'll get him his book. It may save him some trouble to come from Feral KittyCats, cause those heifers can smell blood in the water, and they strike when you're at your lowest!

If you don't have your Playbook, GET one! Or risk flushing your POTENTIAL right down the drain.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Dont flush your potential down the drain!

What a WEEK!!! Where do you start? The witch hunt is in full effect! Why is it NOW news that another Big Baller is alleged to have beaten his wife to the point of fractured bones back in JULY? Why wasn't that important 3 months ago? Why now?

Because if you've as much as kicked a kitten and someone saw you do it, and you have any sport that is in season affiliation, you are on blast!

Jonathan Dwyer, Chris Rainey, whether you are accused, convicted or there is just a whisper, teams are cutting their losses before you become headline news.

DeSean Jackson has been accused of off the field gang affiliations, and once again, I implore you men with potential, get your Playbook!  Chapter 8 warns you about family members, friends, hanger-ons, and homeboys who you knew before you were big time. "Just remember, some of their asses are downright scary and dangerous and if it takes a gated community and some bodyguards for them to get the message, you better handle that!"

It covers things like how to cut those homeboys you grew up with loose, and how important it is to get out of volatile relationship s before you end up, once again in, "...the Land of Zero Endorsements, possible jail time and Forgotten Future Earnings Hell!"

Stop running blind, if you have a few skeletons, the muckrakers are digging as we speak! Get your Playbook, or get played!

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Big Ballers are dropping like flies this week! It would seem that Jerry Jones has been photographed in a compromising position, and now is being threatened with a sexual harassment suit from a stripper.

Although it sounds like his behavior typifies that of most men in a strip club, the media has jumped on this new horse, and are trying to whip it into a frenzy!

Don't fall for the hype. He needs his own Playbook, if he had read up on it, he would know you're never too old or too rich to get a HANDLER!

Chapter Five warns you immediately, that YOU ARE ALWAYS ON BLAST NOW! It says, "You need to understand your new reality today, no matter who you are. Whether you are a barber with your own shop, a New Car Salesman, a College Graduate with your first entry level position, an intern on Capitol Hill, you have potential and there is lAteral Kittycat out there we'll aware of it."

Chapter 12 tells you how to PROTECT YOURSELF! It says up front, "Until you get it into your head that Self Protection is a 24 hour, you need a Handler!

Get your playbook today at, or get played!

Monday, September 8, 2014

He needed the Playbook...

This week's entry for "Who Needs This Book" is Mr. Ray Rice. A companion book that will help women facing a life with the wrong man will be published this winter, it is tentatively titled "Pass That Puppy Along". Every week, we will look at the new mess some man has gotten himself in, that could have been negated or lessened by reading and following the Playbook.

This week's sighting is Ray Rice, former Baltimore Ravens Running Back. He was just released and suspended indefinitely by the Baltimore Ravens after video of the domestic violence incident against his then Fiancee (Presently his wife?) emerged recently on TMZ.

In the book, Taming the Feral KittyCat, it clearly shows 2 cardinal errors were made by Mr. Rice that may have been avoided with a knowledge download.

The first is once again, Chapter 12, which tells every Big Baller to 'Protect Yourself'. No doubt, Mr. Rice needed, and still needs, a HANDLER. If you have a tendency to get caught up and act without thinking, you need a Handler.

The second was the breakdown of the team you are up against, in this case the outcome speaks for itself. For a woman to move forward and marry a man who has publicly on tape hit her SO hard he knocked her out cold, speaks for itself.

That chapter ends with a cautionary, timely note:

"REMEMBER: Being a Big Baller ONLY works if you still have your ability intact to MAKE MONEY!!!"

Earlier, in this same Chapter, we stressed extra caution, lest bad decisions land one in "...the 'Land of Zero Endorsements, possible jail time and Forgotten Future Earnings Hell!'

Both Mr. Rice and his wife need separate counseling, because there is a dual problem, in his violence, and her acquiescence and acceptance of it to the point that she married him in spite of the fact he had assaulted her so callously.

Last week, it was San Francisco's Aldon Dean, this week, it's Mr. Rice. Who's next? Get a Handler. Get your Playbook. It's straight talk that can save you a lot of trouble now OR later.

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Ever been scratched to bits by a Feral KittyCat? 
Tell us your story and save some other Big Baller some grief! 
Careful who you show or name, don't get scratched twice! 
Every man thinks they're the SMARTEST man on earth the moment they set eyes on the Feral KittyCat or an 'FKC' for short. 
What is Feral?   By Definition a Feral Cat is:  (noun) A domestic cat that has reverted to wild, unsocialized behavior, or a descendent of such a cat; does not essentially belong to anyone; feral cats nearly invisible and often reviled have prowled into the spotlight. 
You know her.  You see her on TV on numerous reality shows, and you wonder 'What raised THAT?"
Taming The Feral KittyCat will be released exclusively on for $0.99 the weekend of July 19th, just in time for Training Camp!  It will be at this introductory price until August 4th, the date of the 2013 Hall of Fame Game, Cowboys vs Dolphins, at the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio!  Its for MEN only, so get your Playbook, or get played!